Why did the homeowner bring a pencil to the house?
To draw their curtains!
Why did the homebuyer bring a ladder to their new house?
They heard it had high expectations and wanted to climb out of buyer’s remorse!
Why did the homeowner become a gardener?
Because they wanted to improve their “home-grown” happiness!
Why did the homeowner invite a locksmith to dinner?
Because they wanted to change the locks-key situation at the dining table!
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